Not too long ago in a land not too far, far away….
Invitations were transmitted across the galaxy to fans, family, and friends to attend a born-day celebration like none other.
MASTER TONY HUMPHRIES IN TAMPASIA PART II 10.04.15
April 12th, 2015
The Force
23:00 Galactic Time
If Jask be the JedThai Knight: Tony Humphries is the Master Jedi who sits on the twelve-member High Council of Classic/Soulful House Music where his pedagogy serves two-fold; by day, ranking as guardianship of the High Council of First Knowledge where he preserves house music’s origins and by night, educating Younglings of house music’s origins.… Continue
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DETROIT SWINDLE IN WASHINGTON D.C. 27.03.15
March 28th, 2015
00:23 EST
The Break Up
Sojourn down a flight of stairs into the mouth of the cavernous. Welcome to a basement that wipes grime off its brow. Dark, dingy, and dank. The space has charisma and it speaks with charm. No selfies. No photobombs. No videography. Washington D.C.’s U Street Music Hall forbids.
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DERRICK CARTER IN NASHVILLE 28.02.15
March 1st, 2015
Derrick Carter & His Flock of Retired Ravers
2300 CST
I’m A House Gangsta
Playing a game of “excuse me(s)” while trying not to step on sneakers takes balance and observation. Brushing shoulders and bumping against tatted biceps is the only way to maneuver through T-shirts that read, “I’m A House Gangsta” and “Nashville.” Watch out! Dance circle front and center.… Continue
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A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE AFFAIR WITH KERRI CHANDLER IN SAN FRANCISCO Part 1: MIKE SERVITO 14.02.15
February 16th, 2015
A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE AFFAIR WITH KERRI CHANDLER
PART I: MIKE SERVITO
The Silent Slayer
23:09 PST
A gentle breeze ripples the hair on heads. The night’s wind smells of salt and water. An air of pretentiousness walks by, laughter and faint dialects speaks volumes through calmness. Ahead, pulsating “uhmps, uhmps, uhmps” is the only cue pointing towards the venue’s glass door.… Continue
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A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE AFFAIR WITH KERRI CHANDLER IN SAN FRANCISCO Part II: KERRI CHANDLER 14.02.15
February 15th, 2015
A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE AFFAIR WITH KERRI CHANDLER IN SAN FRANCISCO
Part II: Kerri Chandler
The Kaos Conductor
01:30 PST
Right off the bat, Kerri Chandler comes out swinging, he scores a home run with “Make My Heart,” featuring New Zealander vocalist Latrice Barnett. The befitting tribute scores a nod to San Francisco resident, DJ/producer Jay-J who stands onstage, alongside his buddy Kerri.… Continue
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DISCLOSURE 27.12.14
December 28th, 2014
The House That Chicago and Detroit Built
22:30
“How do you stay motivated in the midst of everything going on?” Preachy vocals ask. Young ladies nibble nervously at the paint on their fingernails while the fellas draw their BAEs toward their waists. The sea of half-naked bodies has experienced several opening DJ sets throughout the evening. Various visages appear worn but the majority of eyes stare with dilated pupils.… Continue
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Ten Reasons How Disclosure Ruled House Music In 2014 While You Slept.
December 22nd, 2014
The UK lads ruled house music and deep house music in 2014. “WHO?” You house music purists ask. Here are ten reasons how they accomplished this accolade while you slept.
10. Madonna really???
9. Usher is kissed by a Disclosure remix.
8. A Billboard trade magazine cover.
7. They are the next generation responsible for taking deep/soulful house music to the mainstream.… Continue
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LEGENDS OF HOUSE 1: KEVIN SAUNDERSON 15.11.14
November 17th, 2014
Legends of House
Legend 1: Kevin Saunderson
23:30
“You can’t smoke cigarettes in here.”
“Yes you can.”
“But I really thought you couldn’t…..”
“Yep. You really can.”
“C’mon you are killing me.”
“Actually, you’re thinking of the “drum” crowd that doesn’t smoke when they dance here.”
24:00
“Made In Detroit” tees, plaid shirts and black-rimmed specs canvas the room. College students fist pump adjacent parents: sparse faces of ecru and olive dot among vast pallid visages. … Continue
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Legends of House 2: DJ PIERRE 15.11.14
November 16th, 2014
Legends of House
Legend 2: DJ Pierre
02:00
A hefty bear hug is exchanged between the two music buddies. The DJ transition goes smooth and so much unannounced. Onstage stands a full-haired man working the musical hardware. He appears far younger than his age. A closer inspection reveals fine wrinkles that spread like branches of life from his eyes. He has charm, a jovial wit that radiates as bright as his smile. … Continue
